Thursday, July 21, 2011

3 days and counting.....

There is nothing more tortourous than W a i t i n g, in fact I have grown so apprehensive of w a i t i n g that i'm now officially (as of as long as i could remember saying it) a self - proclaimed sufferer from a pathological fear of boredom - u know what,i'm gonna google that and see if it exists....and the winner is THAASOPHOBIA- pretty cool, huh. I did however come across a remarkable phobia - ballistophobia - the (definition:P.H.O.B.I.A)  "An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to"...missiles. I mean GOSH really? Afraid of missiles? how dumb is that?! - well I guess we cant all be such magnificent men blasting into (definition: M.I.S.S.I.L.E) self-propelled or remote-controlled weapons that carry conventional or nuclear explosives. (just between y'all and me) chicks are smarter ;) i guess our school's reputation for producing independent women (with "slight" feministic tendencies was true afterall - I AM INDOCTRINATED HELP ME, SAVE ME)!
my, how I've digressed, okay back to topic; i am quick to realise, the only thing worse than mid quater blues - no holiday in sight- iswhen term (or "sem" - whatever floats your boat) is literally upon you - no holiday in sight - in fact conciderable amounts of awake time in view. Since I started architecture school, I have never spent more time awake in my life! I dont know if it is insanity or what! It is also quite ironic that archi -students are some of the biggest procrastinators i know. My vow? Never again am I going to go with 10hrs sleep in a total of 8 days including a double all-nighter - clearly we were all zombies when we got to the end of that week. some subjects suffered more than others. i dont even know why they bother to put a lecture on the morning of such a hand-in its clear half the class hasen't actually finished by then... and the other half'sjust gone to sleep after sending a friend in to pin up their project and sign their name of. I'm telling you, at the rate we're going in class, we're all going to have the same and/or similar signatures at the end of the year - just so its easier to sign in the whole 79 person class in the lecture attended by 10 people - all of whom were in various stages of sleep. Zombie(DIAGNOSIS: eyes open, un responsive), Bobble head (DIAGNOSIS:fighting really hard to keep one's head up, losing), Phone(mobile) fiend (DIAGNOSIS: progresion of previously mentioned Bobble head state) and the Head smack (DIAGNOSIS: all hope of self-redemption lost, probably bashes head on table - if he did he wouldn't notice anyway).
My dear friends, the plane will be touching down in T minus 3days ; WELCOME TO ARCHITORTURE; live from studio C, in the John Moffat Extention block. This is Life -

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